Where can it be?

by Sherilyn Vandervalk

I try once again to stifle a yawn.
I just can't believe it's really still gone.
I suppose it might be a swindle or con.
Perhaps as a joke someone buried it in the lawn?
Or they needed some cash, so took it to pawn.
I just need some coffee, be it caffeinated or non.
I'm feeling quite tired, my smile has grown wan.
Watched movie last night starring a man named Vince Vaughn,
It was quite troubling, kept me up until dawn.
I couldn't figure out why over him some girls fawn.
Now it feels like my last nerve has been sawn.
My mugs been missing for what feels like an aeon,
I really must say guys and gals, it's just not on.